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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
Klara and the Sun (dir. Taika Waititi)
An android sets out to find her purpose…
Ali G: Who Iz I? (dir. Sacha Baron Cohen)
Ali G attempts to reclaim his past glory…
Wildwood (dir. Travis Knight)
A teenage girl goes on a fantastical journey to rescue her infant brother…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (26 October – 1 November 2026)
Why don’t you take a seat right over there, and listen to what we have to say about the exciting new releases coming to your screens just in time for Halloween, including a rather sinister look at an infamous chapter in reality TV history…




