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“Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents – your dinner!”
Lumiere (Jerry Orbach) in Beauty and the Beast (1991, dirs. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise)
LATEST REVIEWS
What to see, and what to flee!
The Devil’s Mouth (dir. Jeff Wadlow)
A cave diving expedition turns into a deadly battle for survival…
The Dink (dir. Josh Greenbaum)
A former tennis prodigy finds an unexpected outlet in the game of pickleball…
Pinocchio Unstrung (dir. Rhys Frake-Waterfield)
A wooden puppet named Pinocchio makes horrifying plans to become a real boy…
WEEKLY PREVIEWS
A handy menu of cinema and home releases!
This Week’s Movie Menu (27 July – 2 August 2026)
It’s time to swing back into action as you face an all-new lineup of movies to check out, including the long-awaited return of a friendly neighbourhood MCU hero…
